Gnat - the other white meat

I was back up at the radio station this evening training one of the new guys on how to record a commercial. I love doing commercials. Production (producing commercials) is one of my strong points. So I'm in the production studion just talking away into the microphone when I see a gnat out of the corner of my eye. The next thing I know I take a deep breath and IN GOES THE GNAT!!! GROSS! I started coughing and gagging and in my effort to get it out I SWALLOWED IT! That's right I had a gnat for dinner. Needless to say I made quite the impression on the new guy. For those of you who are curious...yes, gnat tastes just like chicken.